SLK. He took off down the road, taking it up to 80 mph and he enjoyed
the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"This is great," he thought and took it up to 90. He looked in his
rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with
no problem," thought the man and he floored it and flew down the road
at over 100 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for
this kind of thing," and pulled over to the side of the road and waited
for the State Trooper to catch up with him.
The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
"Sir, he said looking at his watch, "My shift ends in 30 minutes and
today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off
with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day."